Question: How do you give Girl With A Pen multiple fangasms?
Answer: Just put Gillian Anderson, Benedict Cumberbatch, James Rhodes, Neil Gaiman and assorted other Awesome People into a room. With books.
Exactly this happened a few weeks ago. Letters Live, a night of Awesome People reading brilliant letters. And by some miracle I managed to get tickets
about five seconds before the Cumberbitches found out about it and the whole thing sold out within minutes.
So, for the first time ever and after waiting for about sixteen years, I managed to be in the same building with my biggest celebrity crush / role model / Woman I Want To Be, Gillian Anderson, and watch her do amazing acting stuff live on stage.
I also have tickets to see her in A Streetcar Named Desire next year which I probably won’t survive. And what can I say, other than she’s fantastically good at what she does, as well as being gorgeous and utterly charming. Yes, I’m fangirling and I’m not ashamed.
Here’s Gillian reading a very entertaining letter by Dorothy Parker. (YouTube)
Then there was James Rhodes, my favourite living pianist, reading and playing Beethoven. Turns out he is just as gorgeous on the microphone as he is at a piano. Such an inspiration. I need to get myself to one of his gigs.
Yes, still fangirling.
Other things I learned that evening:
a) Benedict Cumberbatch is really unnecessarily attractive as well as breathtakingly good at acting. (Seriously, how’s a girl supposed to cope?!)
b) I would really like for Neil Gaiman to read every single one of his stories and novels to me, and
c) I need to listen to more Nick Cave.
And I also got some Cumberbach reading a love letter.
Quite gutted I didn’t catch the steamy parts on video.
I’ll stop fangirling now and will get on with the pictures.
And finally, the best bit of dialogue
from the book auction that ever occurred. (In the world, ever.)
Gillian Anderson: “£3800 for a bit of Benedict Cumberbatch!”
Neil Gaiman: “…also licked by Gillian Anderson!”
The book eventually sold for £5k. Caitlin Moran bought it, because she has five grand to spare and I haven’t.
Not bitter AT ALL.