It is the love story of the year. Just a few months after arriving in the universe as we know it, Monsieur Plumeus has already found a lovely bride. Their paths crossed at the grand station of Victoria at 18:05 on a Thursday. Although the lady is rather pale and has not a single feather of purple upon her body, it was love at first tweet. The lovely maiden goes by the name Paulette Prunellie Pascaline (she is French). The Plumeuses got married in great haste beside the tracks on platform 11 and the happy couple instantly left for their honeymoon (on the Eurostar, since the weather wasn’t particularly suited to air travel) and will be enjoying the spring in Paris.